I am about to be sexist and out of line but.....
I swear I just met the architypal male specimen. The body type upon whom all male fantasy characters are based.
The boy had to be at least 6'2" and 300lbs of pure brawn from the tips of his toes allllll the way to the end of his folicles. No I'm not talking skinny legs and overworked upperbody. This is not a gym body this is 100% Heaven Blessed Goodness. I'm talking about shoulders and thighs the size of logs.
Didn't know Armani made suits that size. Imagine measuring the inner thigh for that.... Phwoar!!!! He even made a heavy Lothian accent sound sexy! Never gave much thought to Kilts, but now....
Green eyes, brains weren't too shabby either (Senior Legal Partner). Had he been seen in Smith Square (he would have clearly been lost) but the TPED girls would have taken him down like cheetahs taking out a gazelle.
Whether or not I dropped the pen intentionally is immaterial, needless to say the view was not disappointing.
As a potential Client I did for a second wonder what he'd be willing to do for our account. The devil in me told him he needs to return next week and do a presentation. This is of course pointless but by next week I can prep the girls and ensure he's in a glass meeting room where he can be properly displayed. Afterall this quality a specimen doesn’t come along too often. So this goodness must be shared.
As he walked past the receptionist I physically had to reach out and close her mouth. Can't blame her though, around here we're more accoustomed to Elmer Fudd than Prince Charming.
Male moment over.
Back to work! Sigh!
