ASSUMPTIONS

Yes, yes old chap pleeeeased to meeeeet you.  Your accent….  Yooooou’re from heeeere, are yooooou?

Yoooou speeeeak raaaatheeeer gooooood English.  The schoooools here are ooook, are theeeey?

Me? I weeent to Maaaanchester Poly.

Do yooooou know whaaaat thaaat is?  Aaaare theeeere Universities heeeere?

Local as well as American and British.  OK.  OK.  Did yoooou goooo to one of thooose?

University of Oxford then Harvard Business School for your MBA.  OK.  OK.

Thooose are the naaaames of the schoooools heeeere are theeeey?

Oh the ooones in Englaaaand aaand Ameeeericaaaa you say. 

Oh. OHHH……

Rene X